The Onion

I could probably post 6 or 7 Onion articles every week, but this one for some reason really tickled my funny bone.

Here's an excerpt:

Peters then cut the ribbon on the inaugural lane by speeding through it in a rusted-out 1984 Chevy Cavalier, steering with her knees as her left hand held a cup of hot coffee aloft and her right hand slapped her 4-year-old daughter sitting in the back seat.

DOT Creates New Lane For Reckless Drivers