Random facts about me

Quick fire things about me that you may not know

• I cannot stand to have greasy hands
• I wash my hands a lot due to greasy hands.
• I hate washing dishes.
  
• I haven't lifted weights in many months.
• I'm the same weight I was coming out of college.
• I still have clothes in my closet from middle school.
• I still fit in some of those clothes.
• I like dark chocolate more than non-dark chocolate.
• I used to live right across the street from the Reese's factory.
• It's pronounced REE-SIZZ, not REE-SEES
• I am a night owl who likes to wake up early.
• I almost always fail at the waking up early part.
• I have basic cable.
• I'm not paying an extra $20 to get ESPN.
• Fuck you Cablevision.
• One of the first things I do every day is turn on my computer.
• One of the last things I do every day is turn off my computer.
• I remember a time where I didn't have internet.
• My screenname pays homage to Tenacious D.
• Jack Black is a better singer than 95% of pop artists today.
• A guy at work looks just like Kyle Gass.
• My Chinese skills are decaying from a lack of use.
• This saddens me, but I can't do much about it without moving to Taiwan.
• While in Taiwan I was in an earthquake.
• I was watching True Lies at the time.
• Jamie Lee Curtis is a hermaphrodite, seriously, look it up.
• I participated in bullying when I was younger.
• But I never was involved in a fight, ever.
• I'm convinced my fingernails grow longer after a shower.
• Baths are nice but I end up spending about 10X the time in the bathroom and don't even get clean.
• I am very competitive.
• I get pissed off when I lose at basketball league even if I know I'm outsized, outmatched, etc.
• I get depressed when I lose, but it's pretty temporary.
• I wrestled in high school and even though I wasn't very good, I'm convinced I could take anyone in a street fight.
• Did I mention I've never been in a fight before?
• In high school I was once interested in eugenics, but only really for the shock value.
• I think fluorescent lighting looks bad, but it is energy efficient.
• I have a bad habit of eating late at night.
  
• It's probably because I stay up so late.
• Sumo wrestlers eat and then sleep immediately for maximum weight gain.
• For some reason people come to me for relationship advice even though I'm pretty inexperienced in that department.
• I've had the same haircut for the last 15 years.
• I can't part my hair.
• I used to look at myself in the mirror and think that I had a nice looking body, but not a nice looking face.
• That's really quite sad now that I think about it.
• I still don't think I'm especially winsome, but what can you do?
• Looks DO matter though. If someone says they don't, they're lying...unless they're blind.
• I don't like wine.
• I went to France for two weeks and hardly had more than a few glasses.
• I like beer now. Not IPA...not Guiness.
• I get severe Asian Glow syndrome.
• I never knew IKEA furniture was cheap.
• I think it looks pretty damn stylish.
• I really like yogurt.
• I've liked yogurt since I was a baby.
• I can't whistle or sing or snap my fingers well.
• I can't palm a basketball, but I can touch rim.
• When I was in high school I claimed I'd shave my head when I went to college.
• I never did.
• I had an internet girlfriend once (probably about 10 years ago)
  
• She was from Louisana supposedly.
• Chris Hansen did not walk into the room.
• I did not take a seat.
• I like animals.
• I had a pet rabbit named Carrot.
• Rabbits are boring so we gave him away.
• I also had a pet cat named Bailey.
• Bailey was run over by a car and died.
• I want a dog, probably a bulldog.
• Bulldogs have a lot of health problems.
• I rarely get sick.
• I believe in psychosomatics.
• I like the Houston Rockets and Detroit Pistons.
• Steelers. Period.
• I went to my first game in 2007 at the Meadowlands where the Steelers lost to the puny Jets.
• Some drunk Jets fan was elbowing me throughout the game.
• I used to write poetry in my dark high school days.
• I even wrote a poem in Spanish called 'Mundo Oscuro'.
• I once was pretty good at hacky sack.
• This was when I attended PGSAS in 2001.
• When I first found out I had to get glasses I cried like a little girl.
• I still hate wearing glasses.
• I want to get laser eye surgery.
• I think I'd enjoy a job removing barnacles from boat hulls.
• Don't touch the screen of my monitor.
• Wendy's has the best fast food.
• I've eaten 378 orders of chicken nuggets.
• Sweet and sour and honey mustard, please.
• I worked at Hersheypark in high school.
• I sold t-shirts in some shitty gazebo.
• The only good part was checking out the girls in their bikinis.
• Some girl once grabbed my ass while I was walking through the park and said 'You're number 5!'
• I made out with a girl named Misty.
  
• That was her real name.
• She was not a stripper.
• I require total darkness and silence to fall asleep.
• I've been told I snore.
• I don't like peeling shrimp.
• I haven't washed my car since I've bought it.
• My dad has washed it for me since I refused to.
• Bathrobes are awesome.
• I have a green Trek mountain bike.
• I've ridden it once in the last two years.
• I've been skiing twice in my life.
• Waterskiing is really hard.
• It hurts like a mother when you wipe out.
• I've never broken a bone or had surgery (unless you count wisdom teeth).
• When I was younger one of my goals was to never have surgery.
• I have very well defined biceps despite not working out.
• I enjoy cleaning out my bellybutton lint.
• I think my eyebrows make me look angry when I'm not.
• I have never smoked a cigarette in my life.
• I smoked a cigar one time.
• I once saw Officer Warlow (who taught my elementary school DARE class) smoking.
• I was traumatized.
• I like Japanese mayonnaise.
• I also like roasted eel.
• I drink a lot of water when I'm in my apartment.
• I stopped drinking out of the water fountains at work.
• Optical mice are amazing.
• I'm concerned about ergonomics.
• I thought about building my own desk.
• The tools I own are housed in a pink plastic case that originally held magic markers.
• I have a good phone sex voice (so I've been told.)
• I worked as a telephone reservations agent for Herco.
• Thank you for calling Hershey, this is Bob. How may I help you?
• Most people cannot pronounce my last name correctly or spell it.
• I am addicted to youtube and Wikipedia.

That's it for now. Hope you learned something.