Friday, August 1, 2008


Ever see a girl wearing sweatpants with words printed across the butt? Sometimes they say 'Princess' or 'Sexy' or 'Flirt'. These pants are apparently quite popular with women and also with the men, who now - for the first time ever - have a legitimate excuse to stare at ladies' derrieres for extended periods of time.

[Guy obviously oggling a woman]
Women wearing sweatpants: Excuse me, can I help you with something?
Guy oggling: No, I'm fine, just trying to read your pants. "Luscious" - nice!

From a personal perspective, I would never let my daughter wear such pants. Especially if she was under the age of 18, like the girl below, who can't be older than 10.

I'm sorry, but there can be nothing 'juicy' until you hit puberty.

And don't think for a moment that this trend is limited to girls and womens' fashionable brands. Hell, even the US National Swimming Team has gotten in on the action.

In case the swim cap and googles didn't give it away, I'm a swimmer.

Sometimes companies don't even bother printing real words on the pants. I'm not sure what "Velicious" means but they tell me it's French. Somehow I don't seem to care too much.

Although you've seen that many clothing designers have tapped into this valuable fashion resource, I can't help but feel like there's so much more out there in the words-printed-on-my-ass economy. I think if I came out with my own line of designer sweatpants I could make a lot of money. What do you think?

The Victoria Collection

The Monique Collection

All designs are property of

Don't steal! I shall make my fortune selling these pants! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Anonymous said...

your genius astounds me.

April said...

I like the "Virgin" pants