Friday, August 22, 2008

Chinese Gymnasts' Age Controversy

The recent Beijing Olympics women's gymnastics competition has generated an extreme amount of controversy surrounding the age of China's gold medal-winning gymnasts. The International Olympic Committee (IOC) has asked the FÉDÉRATION INTERNATIONALE DE GYMNASTIQUE (FIG) to look further into this matter.

After an extensive investigation involving meticulously combing through thousands of reams of government forms, this is what they found:


- He Kexin actually advanced cybernetic gym-bot from the future

- Great Wall apparently not visible from space

- Confucious didn't say all that stuff

- Fortune cookies predictions only accurate 78% of time

- General Tso was a fervent vegan

- China makes a lot of crap

- Mao Zedong actually Mexican

Commercial Jingles

Now that I think about it a lot more commercials these days use actual songs rather than customized jingles. Here are two that I especially enjoy:

The Story - Brandi Carlile

This isn't the official video, it's some compilation from Grey's Anatomy. I chose it because the official video has embedding disabled.



Half Acre - Hem
Another unofficial video - this one set to some scenic views.

Monday, August 18, 2008

The Big Snack

One of my favorite football players is Casey Hampton. The man is listed at 6'1 (one inch taller than me) and 325 pounds. There is no way in hell he's 325 pounds. He's admitted himself, "it's been a long time since I was 325." The man is simply massive, but he's not just a fat blob - he's athletic and powerful. He placed 2nd to Larry Allen in a Pro Bowl strongest man contest, doing 40 reps of 225. He's explosive - on one particular play in Super Bowl XL he stiff armed Pro Bowl center Robbie Toebeck of the Seattle Seahwaks, knocking him to the ground and then preceded to sack Matt Hasselbeck. For years he anchored the Steelers top 3-4 defense, especially against the run, but this year he reported to training camp quite overweight (or more so than usual). Coach Tomlin had none of this and slapped him on the PUP (Physically Unable to Perform list). Hopefully the man gets in shape!


When you're as big as Casey it's physically impossible for both of your feet never leave the ground simultaneously when you run.


After sacking Hasselbeck in XL, I believe.


Being huge allows you to drink entire bottles of vodka as if they were shots.


The guy he's talking is RB Jason Wright who is 5'10 215 pounds, not exactly small. Running backs usually have huge legs - look at them compared to Hampton's. Casey's forearms are the size of Wright's biceps and Casey's biceps are the size of Wright's legs...and Casey's legs are the size of...well, Wright.


Even NFL stars have time for beer pong.

In conclusion, although I appreciate Casey's bulk and what it does for his football playing, I hope he trims down so he can last 4 quarters without requiring an oxygen machine. His conditioning is crucial to the success of the Steelers.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

The Olympics - Tainted Gold?

Last night I watched the final rounds of the women’s team all-around competition. The US and China teams were quite close with only 2 rotations left. The Chinese team had a gymnast fall off the balance beam which was an automatic 0.8 deduction. This crucial error left the door open for the US to jump into 1st place. Unfortunately the US was unable to capitalize on the error as Alicia Sacramone also fell off the beam. Going into the last rotation, floor exercise, Sacramone fell again on a tumbling run, which was another huge deduction. The following two gymnasts Nastia Liukin and Shawn Johnson both stepped out of bounds, resulting in 0.1 point deductions. The Chinese team came into floor exercise next and executed relatively error-free and won the gold.


Alicia Sacramone, 20 (left) is visibly shaken after making an error.

This morning I read an article talking about the results of this competition and I notice on the messageboard portion of ESPN there was considerable debate on the subject of age. Apparently, some of the gymnasts on China’s female team may have been under the minimum age of 16. I’m not sure exactly why there is a minimum age, but there is and it’s 16.

What evidence exists that some of these Chinese gymnasts are ineligible to compete? Well, first off they look young. In comparison to their American counterparts, the Chinese gymnasts are considerably shorter, lighter, and less curvy. They also have more youthful looking faces as judged by most people. One gymnast supposedly was missing a tooth (presumed to be a missing baby tooth).

Although it’s quite easy to, we shouldn’t judge a book by its cover. No one can accurately discern someone’s age just by their appearance. On the issues of height, weight and body shape, I believe on average, American women are taller and heavier than Chinese women, so I don’t believe it’s a good assumption to say a Chinese woman is younger simply because she’s smaller than an American woman. The missing tooth could be a baby tooth…or it could be a adult tooth that was knocked out. You can’t tell what kind of tooth it was simply by looking at the gap in her smile.


Shawn Johnson of the US (left) is 4'9" and 16 years old.


He Kexin of China is 4'8" and 16, but was reported to be 13 as recently as 9 months ago.


Shawn Johnson again - close up.


The 3 girls circled are the ones who are suspected of being under 16. I believe He Kexin is the one on the left.


Looking at the 4 pictures above I, for one, can't conclusively say one looks older than the other. Even looking at the close-ups all I can say is that Shawn Johnson looks Caucasian and He Kexin looks Chinese.

Anecdotally, I have a friend who is quite petite – she’s 4’11 and can’t weigh more than 80 pounds. She has a very youthful looking face and she can fit into clothes made for kids – she just turned 30 recently. Another time I was talking with a friend of a friend who I had met for the 2nd time. He was telling me about his siblings one of which was 12 years younger than him and was in college – I did a quick mental calculation assuming he was my age and it didn’t add up – he was actually in his 30s. Whoops.

Now the more compelling evidence is that there have been government news agency reports that list members of the Chinese women’s gymnastics team being as young as 13. These reports were published less than 1 year before the Olympics, so if they were accurate the oldest these members could be now would be 14.

The problem with this evidence is that it can be easily denied. The Chinese government can simply say the previous new agency report was incorrect and that the gymnasts are actually 16. Age is verified using government-issued passports as well, so the veracity of those is questionable as well.

Many people simply don’t believe that the passports are accurate. The problem is that all this speculation over whether or not the government is being deceptive can’t be pushed aside unless there is some neutral 3rd party that can find an independent method to verifying the gymnasts’ age.

Should the US be leading this effort? Absolutely not. It should be led by the IOC or some committee that doesn’t have an obvious national interest. If an American led probe determined the Chinese gymnasts were underage the results might be dismissed as biased by a sore loser. In order for the results to remain credible a neutral party must be used.

We certainly don’t want to start a witch hunt where full scale probes must be launched every time a gymnast who looks like she’s 15 steps out on the floor, but in the case of blatant inconsistencies in the reporting of ages, investigations should be conducted.

If a 3rd party investigation conclusively establishes that China used ineligible athletes, their medals should be stripped and awarded to the US. There should also be some neutral 3rd party form of age identification to prevent future violations of the rule.

Lastly, I have to say that unless age restrictions are in place to protect developing athletes from physical harm, they should not be used. For example, I’ve heard of youth baseball leagues prohibiting pitchers from using certain pitches as they may cause permanent arm/shoulder damage in youngsters. But if the age restriction is not there to prevent damage to the athletes’ bodies then it should be lifted as to allow the best athletes to compete.

If you’re 15 years old and you’re the best gymnast in the world, you should be competing at the Olympics instead of sitting at home watching them on TV. After all, the summer games are only every 4 years and by the time you’re 19 you’re a relative geezer in the gymnastics world. I don’t want to go flying off on a tangent about affirmative action but the message is simple – may the best man or woman win.

To wrap it up:
1. A 3rd party, neutral committee should investigate any age violations.
2. If China is found guilty of using ineligible athletes, the medals should be stripped.
3. Age restrictions that aren’t in place solely to prevent physical harm to athletes should be removed.
4. People should stop jumping to conclusions about peoples’ ages until more definitive evidence is provided.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

The Grand Internet Experiment

I might be labeled an Internet addict. I often times find myself struggling to get to bed at a decent hour because I start browsing youtube.com before bed. I watch a short clip. It's 3 or 4 minutes...but when it finishes another interesting clip pops up, and then another.

Before I know it 2 hours have gone by and I've watched dozens of random clips spanning a cornucopia of subjects. I feel smarter and more worldly, but I'm also a lot more tired.

I have a very extreme personality - moderation is very difficult for me so the only way for me to control myself consumption of something is to go all or nothing.

So I've decided I will have no computer at home during the work week. At least not my desktop - I'll still permit myself to use my work computer if I need to. However using a work laptop is pretty unwieldy and plus I won't install Flash and Shockwave and all the other plugins I need to play amusing little online games. Having to stare at a small screen and use an unprecise touchpad are enough of a deterrent to keep me from wasting a lot of time on the computer.

I've gone one day so far - let's see if my productivity increases. My prediction is that I'll attempt to fill in the time by watching more TV and gradually relax my black and white restrictions.

Hopefully my predictions are wrong.

Friday, August 8, 2008

Fantasy Football Friday!

About 2 months ago I made a post about fantasy football keepers. Well now that preseason has started I decided to update my keeper lists.

I'm in a 10 person keeper league where we keep 8 players year to year. This list has been changed to reflect trades, injuries, and depth chart adjustments.

Click to biggify.



What do you think of the list? Keep in mind it's a non-PPR, passing TDs are 6 points and you start 1 QB, 3 WR, 2 RB, 1 WR/RB, 1 TE, 1 K, 1 DEF.

Monday, August 4, 2008

Notice anything different?

Boom...stretch! For some reason I never thought to use all the available monitor space I had for my blog. Sure, the blog looked neat but I was cutting off the sides and reserving it for...well, nothing.

So this new look fills up your monitor, making the page more horizontal and less vertical, which means less scrolling up and down. Huzzah!

Hopefully my trademark color scheme is about the same...

Positive or negative feedback on the change will be accepted and/or published.

Friday, August 1, 2008

Sweatpants

Ever see a girl wearing sweatpants with words printed across the butt? Sometimes they say 'Princess' or 'Sexy' or 'Flirt'. These pants are apparently quite popular with women and also with the men, who now - for the first time ever - have a legitimate excuse to stare at ladies' derrieres for extended periods of time.

[Guy obviously oggling a woman]
Women wearing sweatpants: Excuse me, can I help you with something?
Guy oggling: No, I'm fine, just trying to read your pants. "Luscious" - nice!

From a personal perspective, I would never let my daughter wear such pants. Especially if she was under the age of 18, like the girl below, who can't be older than 10.


I'm sorry, but there can be nothing 'juicy' until you hit puberty.

And don't think for a moment that this trend is limited to girls and womens' fashionable brands. Hell, even the US National Swimming Team has gotten in on the action.


In case the swim cap and googles didn't give it away, I'm a swimmer.

Sometimes companies don't even bother printing real words on the pants. I'm not sure what "Velicious" means but they tell me it's French. Somehow I don't seem to care too much.



Although you've seen that many clothing designers have tapped into this valuable fashion resource, I can't help but feel like there's so much more out there in the words-printed-on-my-ass economy. I think if I came out with my own line of designer sweatpants I could make a lot of money. What do you think?

The Victoria Collection


The Monique Collection


All designs are property of allovertheowl.blogspot.com

Don't steal! I shall make my fortune selling these pants! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!