Thursday, November 13, 2008

Your Death

How often do you think about your death? I don't think about the details of my demise much, but I've decided on one thing. I want Adagio for Strings by Barber to be played at my funeral.

I had the privilege of performing this piece when I was a member of a youth symphony. It was extremely powerful, almost bordering on a spiritual experience.

You may recognize it from the ending scenes of Platoon where a wounded Charlie Sheen is surveying the scarred battlefield of Vietnam as he's airlifted out by helicopter.

I encourage you to watch the entire video below.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Meat Falls Off the Bone

I love this commerical. I've watched it on youtube about 50 times now. Not exaggerating. It's just so damn catchy. If I'm ever near 1017 South Air Depot I'll definitely make a pilgrimage.



Gimme some of that
Mmm mmm good
Meat falls off the bone
Baby I'm hungry
I say 'Baby, you hungry?'
Let's head to Mr. Spriggs and get us some ribs
1017 South Air Depot

I need that S-P-R-I-G-G-S
When I'm dealin' with Mr. Spriggs I only deal with the best
Gotta have that S-P-R-I-G-G-S

Call 733-8578

Mr. Spriggs BBQ
It's always
Mr. Spriggs BBQ
Tender
Mr. Spriggs BBQ
Meat falls off the bone
Mr. Spriggs BBQ
Spriggs BBQ

Mr. Spriggs BBQ
It's always
Mr. Spriggs BBQ
Tender
Mr. Spriggs BBQ
Meat falls off the bone
Mr. Spriggs BBQ
Mr. Spriggs BBQ

Oklahoma's best BBQ, Mr. Spriggs
Located at 1017 South Air Depot
Or call 733-8578

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Whatcha gonna do?

So the election is over. Maybe you are happy that Obama won. Maybe you are despairing that McCain lost. Maybe you didn't vote or voted for another candidate.

It's natural to experience post-election euphoria or despair for several days, however the more important question is once that wears off, how ya gonna act, my friends?

Are you going to:
1. Do nothing different, continue living your life just as you had prior to the election results
2. Approach life with a renewed sense of optimism and hope
3. Complain about the election, approach life with a sense of pessimism, anger and bitterness
4. Threaten to move to another country
5. Actually move to another country

Pick one or several of the options.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

What's Most Important to You?

I try and think about the big picture in life. Often times I view it as a game or a linear program where there's a distinct objective function. Minimize or maximize this objective and you've 'won'.

It's a strange way of thinking of things, but it's been molded by two major factors - my education, namely in operations research, and me playing a lot of games.

In games and linear programs there are rules or constraints that govern what you can and cannot do. At the same time there's (usually) a score which is calculated based on any number of factors.

To achieve the highest score you must determine:
1. What factors are the most important or highly weighted
2. How to maximize those most important factors

The problem with life is that the objective function is not clearly defined. It may differ for each person and even for the same person, change many times. My dream would be to determine what my true objective function is. Knowing exactly what the ultimate goal is would allow me to focus my efforts on activities that would help me reach that goal.

So what's the objective function? I'm not sure. In general people tend to go with 'Be happy'. That's a pretty good objective, although it's rather broad. The concept of happiness is hard to define, but I won't go into that here.

Other people have an objective function that looks like:

max(dollars accumulated)

I'm not saying this is what life should be about, but from a OR standpoint, it's much easier to define. Money is quantifiable, so it's perfectly clear how well you're doing at all times. In the case of gaining money, there are hardly any constraints, provided you don't view laws as binding.

While I can't say for sure what the true objective function of life is, I can define some constraints which I feel are universal. I feel the most important constraint is that one must be healthy. Without health, one cannot enjoy anything or accomplish much of anything. Think about it - even when you have a cold, you're useless. All you want to do is lie around and sleep. I've heard people say they've gotten hangovers so bad that suicide seems like a reasonable option. And these aren't even SERIOUS health problems! I can only imagine what it's like to have far more debilitating conditions such as cancer.

Without your health, nothing else matters. Perhaps a worthy objective function would be to maximize your body's healthiness...

Saturday, October 25, 2008

We can't all be the best

No matter how good you are at something, there are always a hundred people better than you. The opposite is probably true too.

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

- H. Simpson